I'm skinny, so I must be bulemic
I'm emo, so I must cut my wrists.
I'm black, so I must be on welfare.
I'm Hispanic, so I must be dirty.
I'm Asian, so I must be smart.
I'm not like everyone else, so I must be a fag.
I'm Jewish, so I must be greedy.
I'm gay, so I must have AIDS.
I'm a lesbian, so I must live in San Francisco.
I'm Arab, so I must be a terrorist.
I'm a single mom, so I must be a slut.
I'm old, so I probably can't drive.
I'm quiet, so I must be a bitch.
I'm overweight (chubby), so I must likely have a problem with self control.
I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an atheist, so there mus